BEAVER COUNTY MILITIA

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SPECIAL EDITION
SATELLITE MENACE

A.O.G. CONSPIRACY

PLAIN TERROR
OSAMA BIN LADEN

Y2K POW CAMPS IN AMERICA?

Improvised Weapons

WHY DIDN'T Y2K HAPPEN?
WE STOPPED IT!!

DISCLAIMER
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ASK THE GENERAL

BO KNOWS!!
TRUE GRITZ!!

Invasion!!!

Pokémon or Pokéamish?

'Lil Patriot' Toys!

PROPAGANDA
WHAT THE ENEMY...
WANTS YOU TO THINK

AMISH GENETICS
SUPER AMISH?...

MILITIA PARTY 2K+
"Taking America Back...
One Trailer At A Time!"


"A Kinder, Gentler Militia"

© 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 Beaver County Militia

"E PLURIBUS CASTOR UNUM"

The "Beaver County Militia" is a militia for those that are "non violent", but are militant about being "non violent". And will fight to the death to stay "non violent."We are secretly located in Beaver County, Pennsylvania. We believe in the United States as it was originally intended by our forefathers. They came here to enjoy greater oppression than they could anywhere else. (After being kicked out of every decent country in Europe.) Now we are involved in our greatest struggle. There are those that would have us give up our principles for a little convenience and comfort. Because of this, we are called many things. Fanatics, nuts, racists. Let me assure you we are not racists. There are 2 things we do not abide. Prejudice and old women that dye their hair blue. (Jeez, why do they do that?) We come from all walks of life and there in lies our strength. We are currently accepting membership in the militia and have only 2 requirements. 1.That you be a citizen of the United States of America. 2.That you do not dye your hair blue. Membership is free. To receive your free membership card and be included in our ranks, just send a SASE to yourself, along with a membership card of your own making. Hurry while supplies last.

© 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 Beaver County Militia



A.O.G.
Amish Occupied Government
To understand it all...START HERE!
(click here for details)



BLACK OUT USA!!!
WE KNOW WHAT CAUSED IT!!...click here for details)



SADDAM ALIVE?!!
BUT WHERE?...click here for details)



HEIGHTENED ALERT!!
BUT WHY?...click here for details)



IRAQ'S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION FOUND!!
GUESS WHERE?(click here for details)



NEW ATTACKS PLANNED?(click here for details)



DUCT TAPE ALERT!
WILL IT BE USED AGAINST US?!! (click here for details)



PENTAGON PAIN BEAM TECHNOLOGY STOLEN!
GUESS WHO HAS IT!! (click here for details)



NASA COVER-UP!!
WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON?!! (click here for details)


HOBO MILITIA??!!
SHOULD WE ARM THE HOMELESS?
(click here for details)


CANADA INVADED?!!!
(click here for details)



BIN LADEN STILL RUNNING THINGS?
THE HEAD OF AL-QAEDA SPEAKS!(click here for details)


BIN LADEN SPOTTED
TRIES TO ESCAPE!
(click here for details)


I.D. CHIP...IT'S HERE!!
(click here for details)


LASERS AND MIND CONTROL??!!
IS THE NWO TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO FROM SPACE?
(click here for details)


MCVEIGH ALIVE??!!
SIGHTINGS AROUND THE NATION?
(click here for details)


REMOTE CONTROL!
Wear Your Aluminum!!

(click here for details)

LINCOLN CONSPIRACY!!
WAS LINCOLN THE FIRST AMISH PRESIDENT?
(click here for details)

The Beaver County Militia is not responsible for any action you take as a result of reading, acting upon what you read, or how you are or were...
or will BE influenced by reading or having read this page, or ANYTHING ELSE you do.
YOU... are responsible for what YOU do!!!...
And by the way...STOP LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME
AND GET ON WITH LIFE!!
© 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 Beaver County Militia